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[img description: various marvel superheroes awkwardly covering their boners in deference of white jesus, who is currently demonstrating the size of the fish he caught the weekend prior]
I wish all image descriptions were this great.
(Source: 10uhclock, via roxylalondeseyelashes)
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If I asphyxiated Tyler Oakley, he’d be Tyler Chokely. (honk honk)
open the notes on this post you wont be disappointed
(via gayburn)
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fkdahjfda i swear to god i uploaded this but apparently not, i’ve been all over the place this week. anyways have a humanized Coco a la Carmen Miranda~
OMG this is beautiful.
(via roxylalondeseyelashes)
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my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

(via saxist)
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(Source: italianplastic, via roxylalondeseyelashes)
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A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know
(via saxist)
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Won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?
hyperventilates and pisses everywhere
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